Aster's (almost) Definitive Energy Drink Tierlist
Hey all! It's been a while since I've posted here. That's not the point though. The thing is-- I've been trying a lot of energy drinks lately. Not a gargantuan amount or anything, but I've had a fair few. They're actually a lot yummier than i thought.
Monster Energy!!!
- Mango Loco
- This one is my favorite of the monsters. I go nuts for all things mango. It's very tangy and includes a lot more tropical flavors than just mango.
- Pipeline Punch
- This one is right up there with mango loco. Super fruity, super sweet, all around really delicious.
- OG Monster
- Not for me. It's very tangy and tart, which is great if you combine it with something else, but not for me personally. I'd probably add a splash of strawberry puree and shaved ice to it to make a slushee. I'm just spitballing though.
- Ultra White
- The classic. Tangy. Sweet. All around pleasant.
- Ultra Paradise
- This one fucking sucks.
- Ultra Purple
- mid. could be better.
- Pacific Punch
- lovely ❤️ its wonderfully punch-y and it tastes like a 4th of july party.
- Aussie Lemonade
- mouth puckeringly, toe curlingly sour. too sour for me, personally.
- Strawberry Dreams
- one of the few ultras i actually like. i'll drink these if im out of my favorites.
- Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red
- this one tastes like if "ultra monster" was a concept and then a flavor again. its the most ultra tasting one, if that makes sense.
- Ultra Mango
- its mango. theres a better mango flavor. fuck ultra mango.
Alani
- pink slush
- barbie drink.
- cherry slush
- a close second to cherry twist. i feel like it's missing something without the lime flavor though.
- breezeberry
- it's really just your run of the mill blue raz flavor.
- cherry twist
- i cum when i drink these. i love cherry limeade so much.
- orange kiss
- it tastes EXACTLY like fanta.
- cosmic stardust
- i dont like this one. it tastes like perfume to me. my brother likes it though.
- juicy peach
- i dont like artificial peach flavor. its solid though i guess.
- witch's brew
- YESYESYESYESYES i FUCKED THESE THINGS UP during marching season. i love the caramel apple flavor with all my heart and soul.
ghost
- electric limeade
- i feel like my face imploded while drinking this. 10/10.
- tropical mango
- mango. no comment.
- cherry limeade
- meh. ive had better cherry limeade flavors. not bad though.