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Aster's (almost) Definitive Energy Drink Tierlist

Hey all! It's been a while since I've posted here. That's not the point though. The thing is-- I've been trying a lot of energy drinks lately. Not a gargantuan amount or anything, but I've had a fair few. They're actually a lot yummier than i thought.

Monster Energy!!!

• Mango Loco
• This one is my favorite of the monsters. I go nuts for all things mango. It's very tangy and includes a lot more tropical flavors than just mango.
• Pipeline Punch
• This one is right up there with mango loco. Super fruity, super sweet, all around really delicious.
• OG Monster
• Not for me. It's very tangy and tart, which is great if you combine it with something else, but not for me personally. I'd probably add a splash of strawberry puree and shaved ice to it to make a slushee. I'm just spitballing though.
• Ultra White
• The classic. Tangy. Sweet. All around pleasant.
• Ultra Paradise
• This one fucking sucks.
• Ultra Purple
• mid. could be better.
• Pacific Punch
• lovely ❤️ its wonderfully punch-y and it tastes like a 4th of july party.
• Aussie Lemonade
• mouth puckeringly, toe curlingly sour. too sour for me, personally.
• Strawberry Dreams
• one of the few ultras i actually like. i'll drink these if im out of my favorites.
• Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red
• this one tastes like if "ultra monster" was a concept and then a flavor again. its the most ultra tasting one, if that makes sense.
• Ultra Mango
• its mango. theres a better mango flavor. fuck ultra mango.

Alani

• pink slush
• cherry slush